The Woodbutcher's weekly!!

Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

**A young man had just started his own timber agency business. He rented a beautiful office and furnished it with modern furniture...  (>>more>>)

Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

**Hidden meanings of Situations Vacant Advertisements... (>>more>>)

Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

**Two forest biologists were in a field following some tracks one gorgeous summers day, when they came across another set of tracks...  (>>more>>)

Golfer: "Do you think I can reach the green with a 5 iron?"
Caddy: "Eventually."  (>>more golfer / caddy jokes>>)

**The tale of the little girl and the builders...  (>>more>>)

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