A young man had just started his own timber agency business. He rented a beautiful office and furnished it with modern furniture.

He saw a man come into his outer office, and wanting to make a good impression, the young man picked up the phone and pretended he was working a big deal. He threw big numbers about and made giant commitments.

Finally he put the phone down and asked the visitor “Can I help you?”

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