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Hidden meanings of Situations Vacant Advertisements

“Competitive Salary”

We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors

“Join our fast moving Company”

We haven’t time to train you

“Some Overtime Required”

Some time each night and some time each weekend

“Duties will vary”

You are responsible for everything

“Must be deadline oriented”

You’ll be 6 months behind schedule on your first day

“Casual work Atmosphere”

We don’t pay enough to expect you to dress up

“Must have an eye for detail”

We have no quality control

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